Her first official act as a human being was to disconnect that heart-shaped doodad, which I guess was some kind of monitor.
"After 20 minutes in the outside world, here's what I think of it so far."
"OK, this is better, but who's the guy with the hairy nostrils?"
"OK, this is WAY better."
Tale of the tape
Metric, for our Canadian friends
Unretouched photo